シャイ？

スパムメールなのだが、こんな笑えるネタを提供してくれるとは～
と心の底から思えたので載せてみる。

----ここから
Hello, Karl

I will never forget this day, because it is special one for me - I decided
to write to you.
It was not easy for me to make this first step. I am a shy person and maybe
it is my problem, because I can't find my soul mate, my second half.
But everything is different with you. I don't want to be so stupid this time
too and to lose the chance to write to you.
Although I am afraid that you won't receive my letter or you will decide to
leave it without reply, nevertheless I believe that everything will be in
the best colors. I draw the pictures into my imagination where you receive
my letter, you are surprised and the light smile touched your lips, you're
interested to receive the message from far Ukraine, and from such pretty
woman like me, or maybe, the thought will visit your heart :" This is the
woman whom I was waiting for all my life..."
I don't know, I can only dream, but I want to believe that my dreams won't
be empty.... not this time when I met such interesting man like you.
I dream about acquaintance with you and if you decide to make my dream come
true, you can make it here http://******.com/******


Bye

Olechka
----ここまで

すべて原文ママです。
とりあえず、赤字と斜体の部分が強烈な印象だったので。
それ以外にも、っていうか文章すべてが笑えるのだが、たくさん面白い点がある。
とりあえず、一言言ってやりたいのは、
「お前シャイって言葉を履き違えてないか？」
ということです。
こんだけ妄想癖があって、超ナルシスト(ウクライナではこれが普通か？)なら
そりゃ友達もできんわ。